uhhuh troubled thoughts & self-esteem to match
I've got troubled thoughts &
the self-esteem to match

Gen | 21 | Canada.

Reader, writer, dumbass.

"But darling, in the end, you've got to be your own hero, because everybody's too busy trying to save themselves."

-C.T.

youngbertreynolds:

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT NAME OMG. IT STILL FEELS LIKE IT REQUIRES A SHIMMY. YOU PEOPLE WILL RESPECT KALAMAZOO ONE DAY. IT’S REAL, IT’S ALL REAL. I WILL SQUEEZE IN NAPS, GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL.

IT’S THE GREATEST NICKNAME OF ALL, AND YOU SHOULD EMBRACE IT. SHIMMY ARE REQUIRED, AND MOSTLY ENCOURAGED. KALAMAZOO. IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ACTUAL ZOO, WITH KANGAROOS AND MONKEYS AND HAPPINESS. LAWD, I’M SO JEALOUS. I WISH I COULD, BUT THIS SEMESTER IS THE HARDEST IN MY PROGRAM, ACCORDING TO MANY TEACHERS. SO NO NAPS FOR ME. (but lots of despair and heartaches)

youngbertreynolds:

I WAS JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHY DO I HAVE LESS OF A CANADIAN ANGEL IN MY DAY TO DAY. I’M ABOUT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL SO IT’S BITTERSWEET, CAUSE HOMEWORK AND LESS RPING STUFF, BUT ALSO FRIENDS AND TACO BELL. 

OH MY GAWD, STAAAAP. I’VE MISSED MY LITTLE ERINATATA SO BAAAAD. AND I FEEL YOU. ON THE SCHOOL SIDE, THAT IS. I STARTED LAST WEEK, AND EVERYTHING HURTS ALREADY. LIKE, SO MANY BOOKS TO READ AND NO NAPS? LIKE?! TORTURE!? BUT HEY. KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION AND STUFF, SO THAT COULD BE WORSE. I THINK I WANT TO GO TO YOUR FICTIONAL COLLEGE, THOUGH. BECAUSE TACO BELL. (and your face, tbh)

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

wrongomarylue replied to your post “GEEEEEEEEN.”

I MISS YOU. [COVERS IN ROSES]

I’VE MISSED YOU TOOOOOO. [GRACEFULLY ACCEPTS ALL THE FLOWERS AND ALSO COVERS YOU WITH LOVE AND GRATEFULNESS] HOW YOU BEEN, HOT STUFF?

GEEEEEEEEN.
wrongomarylue

ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

turntnip:

gym class

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lordbyronsbloomers:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2014)

The year is 1925Fresh out of Hogwarts, Newt Scamander finds himself struggling with the banality of working for the Ministry of Magic. When the United Wizarding Republic invites him to investigate a rogue dragon living in the sewer systems of New York City, however, Newt’s boring life is plunged into chaosNew York City is dark, dirty, and dazzling, but with a little help from Nella Larson and Duke Ellington - the brightest witch and wizard of their age - Newt finally starts to feel that New York is home. Together, the Nella and Duke teach Newt how to do the Charleston, how to buy Butterbeer off the blackmarket, and, of course, how to save New York City from a hoard of angry dragons.

Newt Scamander - Nathan Stewart-Jarrett

Nella Larson - Angel Coulby

Duke Ellington - Gary Carr

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
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